Why Another One?

So to start of my day today I woke up to the screaming of a guinea pig I have in my dorm room. Mind you, this is not my guinea pig, I am only looking after it while my friend is being investigated for having animals. Back to my story. The guinea pig does not make normal guinea pig noises. No, it screams. Actual screaming. It will scream for several reasons such as the food may appear low (although there is still a ton of food in there he just covered it up with shavings), the water may be low or for what ever reason, he just feels like screaming. So I checked his food and water and they were fine so it appeared that he just felt like it. So I crawled back into my bed and tried to fall back asleep. Once I began to get comfortable and nearly asleep my alarm went off and I had my first class.

So to fast forward a bit. I was studying in my girlfriends apartment when I got a call from the owner saying that she wanted me to unlock the door so she could show her friends. I agreed eventually and went over to unlock it. I told her that I was tired of having him in my room and wanted to give him to someone else. She agreed and I left. So a couple more hours past and I went home. I heard the guinea pig screaming and I checked to see what was wrong. At that time I froze. What I saw when I looked in was another guinea pigs head poking out of the plastic home. The new one was chirping while the other one was screaming in response. They also chase each other while kicking shavings onto the floor. So I texted the owner and asked her WTF? She eventually came over drunk as fuck with a huge smile on her face. I tell her that the new guy is loud as hell and she responds with “Oh, Its not a boy its a girl. They breed every 2 months and I am going to sell them $50 each until I have enough to buy a puppy!!!” (clearly drunk knowledge).

So now I am sitting in my dorm room trying to study while I hear the two guinea pigs clearly doing it and I think to myself. Why Another One?

Peace Motha Fuckas

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