Crazy Ass Prof

While sitting in English class yesterday I was amazed to notice all of the stupid things that my English professor does. Quickly after asking a question and recieving no response, she began cupping her hands together while stating that she was making farting noises with her hands. like WHAT THE FUCK! That was not the first time she did something random either. One time she came into the room and she went straight to the board and wrote the words Slam Zanny... Than she said that she always thought that Eminem used to say "I'm Slam Zanny Yeah I'm the Real Zanny!" My professor is crazy. She also enjoys giving us really sexual and disturbing stories to read because she likes to watch us become uncomfortable. The last story she gave us was about a girl that killed herself and told everyone that her boyfriends dick was the size of her little finger in a note that was read at her funeral. Next story was called "Tales From The Breast" which is seriously fucked up. The story ends with the women cutting of her tits and placing them on her husbands chest.... My professor is screwed but still very entertaining.

Anyways to discuss something that happened to me today that really sucked. I tried to cook myself chicken today. I raised enough money to buy a bit of chicken and I tried to cook some for myself. After cooking it and eating it I looked down at my plate (I do not know how I missed this) and saw a puddle of blood on the plate. So I ate bloody chicken which is disgusting and made me puke later in the day after giving me huge cramps. So the chicken that I spent my money one didn't even stay in my stomach. What a waste of money!

Anyways that is all from me today

Peace Motha Fuckas

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