Things to do When (Instead of) Studying For an Exam.

Procrastination is like masturbation: In the end, you're only screwing yourself. (Lets be honest...whats wrong with that?)

Cook yourself discounted meat and potatoes.
Eat discounted meat and potatoes.
Do dishes from said adventure in the kitchen.
Empty the dishwasher.
Get the mail.
Load the dishwasher.
Do the laundry, just in case you actually need some clean clothes in the middle of studying.....
Eat some candy that is god knows how old.
Take a crap...and read sports illustrated on the shitter for 30 minuets.
Walk around the house for an hour, looking for other ways to avoid studying.
Sit down to study. and decide that downloading Mortal Kombat 1&2 is way more important.
Watch said movie.
Take another crap.
Think about studying, but decide a 3:30 diner is just what you need to motivate yourself to study.....
Watch yet another Mortal Kombat.
Plug your computer in, because its had a busy day....helping you study.
Make a playlist for studying......
Download the music you need for playlist.....
Screw studying, Tim’s coffee is way more important.
20.Think about studying, but realize its 12 freakin’ thirty, and sleep is necessary.

I-sac