So basically I am writing because I am wasted; but I feel like my post should have a moral behind it. So I am going to pause for a minute and think of one...
Alright! I have two morals to work with. First of all, real men drink whiskey!! It is as simple as that. If you want to be known as being a mans man, and for being a hardcore fellow; you must drink whiskey! Whiskey is stereotypically what real men drink; so obviously I have to also (because I pride myself in my manliness!). The second thing that I am working towards is the following; the best roommates are the ones that will let you have some of the alcohol. It does not matter what it may be; it may be a beer or two or even a good glass of whiskey. As long as you are getting drunk! Also I may add; according to man law #72: Sharing is caring!
love you guys,
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FYI: My roommate just made me toast and toast is manly! Also saying FYI before saying your last comment is gay as hell!
