Alright; I wont lie, I am drunk as hell!!

So I am currently laying on my roommates bed. I just drank a shit load of whiskey (the kind is R&R because I am poor as hell) and my roommate Steve (he said it was okay to say his name, but he is drunk too) gave me one of his beers because he wanted me to continue drinking! This I did not mind at all; I love to drink!!!!!

So basically I am writing because I am wasted; but I feel like my post should have a moral behind it. So I am going to pause for a minute and think of one...

Alright! I have two morals to work with. First of all, real men drink whiskey!! It is as simple as that. If you want to be known as being a mans man, and for being a hardcore fellow; you must drink whiskey! Whiskey is stereotypically what real men drink; so obviously I have to also (because I pride myself in my manliness!). The second thing that I am working towards is the following; the best roommates are the ones that will let you have some of the alcohol. It does not matter what it may be; it may be a beer or two or even a good glass of whiskey. As long as you are getting drunk! Also I may add; according to man law #72: Sharing is caring!

love you guys,

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FYI: My roommate just made me toast and toast is manly! Also saying FYI before saying your last comment is gay as hell!